The Memphis Zoo in Tennessee is offering a fun Valentine's Day promotion where, for just ten bucks, you can send a video of an elephant curling one out to your ex.
And if that’s not your thing, there’s a second boring option: a video of a panda eating a grape.
Though why you’d send that to an ex, I don’t know. Send that to someone you still really care about. That’s a cute video. That’s an Instagram reel you send to someone whose day you’d like to improve.
“Got an ex that deserves a stinkin' surprise? This Valentine's, let an elephant do the talking. Or maybe you've found the one and want to send them something adorable? Our red pandas have you covered," the zoo said on their website.
“Only $10 each. Plus, your participation supports the care and conservation of over 3,500 animals at the Memphis Zoo. *Last names will remain confidential and are for order purposes only. The animals are ready - are you?”
Think about that for a second. The elephant is ready. Waiting. Poised. This could be one of the greatest Valentine’s Day gifts of all time, and it’s somehow legal, but all in the name of animal welfare.
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