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Donald Trump Claims Immigrants Are Stealing All The Geese

There are over 330 million Americans, but only one can be president. Which means the ‘one’ they select is the best they have to offer. Oh boy! What a thought that is. Anyway, let’s unpack it all!

Well, it’s been one week since the presidential debate, and everyone’s still talking about this unforgettable moment - let’s see it again because it will NEVER get old!

Not one to back down, Trump has since added another item to the menu. Geese.

These claims have been completely debunked. And so has the claim that JD Vance had adult relations with a couch. But that didn’t stop this voter from weaponising the rumour.

Meanwhile, President Joe Biden - yep… still president - found himself absolutely killing at a black college conference.

I think ol’ Joe had race on his mind this week because, boy, did he tie himself in knots with one tricky word.

While Taylor Swift is supporting Kamala Harris, this week Trump received a big celebrity endorsement… reggaeton superstar Nicky Jam… Who is clearly a man!

But that’s definitely news to Donald.

Trump’s been cranking out all his greatest hits this week, including the stupidest weightlifting impression you’ll ever see.

It’s been about two months since the Harris campaign used the word “weird” to describe Trump, so it’s great that he’s not letting it get to him anymore.

Well, here’s a tip - if you don’t want to be weird, stop doing things like this!