INGREDIENTS

• 1 x Raw Impala Anus

STEPS

1. Find your nearest organic, sustainably sourced butcher.
2. Purchase the finest offering of raw impala anus available.
3. Let sit at home on the dirtiest bench you have, to reach perfect room temperature.
4. Sprinkle generously with the finest Siberian Sturgeon Caviar.
5. Serve with absolutely nothing.

Bon appetite!