First to Brisbane, you're getting a taste of "winter" - ever heard of it - with the weekend high hitting 22 which is also what Georgie's tipped the Lions to beat the Giants by.
Oh Adelaide, sweet sixteen and never been kissed. Which, if Papa Youssef is watching, was just like me in high school. What was that, Father? I should have finished my teaching degree as a backup? Agreed! But here we are!
Hobart - HELLO DOWN THERE.
Hobart, you're looking at tops of 14 and 15 you dark mofos. Please remember, the naked solstice swim is next weekend and not this weekend. Because the difference between "art" and a criminal offence is one week. Trust me.
Perth, is your heatwave officially over? Hard to tell, but by the looks of those white things Melbourne calls "clouds" gathering in the sky, tops of 21 and the state of the world, anything is possible.
Canberra, you're set to be frostier than a greeting between Sussan Ley and David Littleproud. Oh a serious political commentator too - what can't she do? Sudoku.
Darwin, way to put the win in Dar-win with 30 degrees and sunny and it's June and that's warm!
Oh Melbourne, it's winter. It's cold. We're not here for a long time so rug up and hold your loved ones close and don't forget to say hi to your thermometer for me!!
