Corey: “He never got his foot-long.”
Grant: “Oh, he will.”
Fast food will catch up with RBT’s hungry perpetrator eventually, explains Papa Jackson.
Lee: “I’d rather exercise than watch this.”
Dr Who pushes Lee one step closer to the edge (i.e the treadmill)
Symon: Have you ever caught your parents having sex?
[Cuts to Keith]: “No, they haven’t been fast enough.”
How Not to Behave raises some totes awks familial questions.
Yvie: "You know Q&A on the ABC? It’s like that, but the poor man’s version.”
Yvie’s verdict on The Verdict? Two big thumbs down.
Adam: “I feel so much dumber for watching that.”
Adam is less than enlightened by A Current Affair.
Wayne: “They won’t let us get married but they’ll let this man get married to an alpaca”
A Mesmerised Wayne ponders the troubling state of marriage equality.
Adam: These two love each other.
Symon: She made out with Sash on the first day.
Adam: Yeah, but this is the last day. Premierships aren’t won in March.
Winning The Bachelorette’s heart is all about the long game.
Anastasia: That’s like me going out with one of my son’s mates.
Faye: Are they hot?
Faye never lets an Age Gap come before beauty.
Di: She looks like she’d like any men. She’d eat them, that woman, look at her.
Age Gap? More like Fatal Attraction.
Yvie: I wanna work on this show. I don’t want to be on it, I want to work on it so I can clean up and eat everything that’s leftovers.
Angie: You could lick the bowls...
Yvie: I would lick the floors.
Yvie’s tongue is dying for a role on The Great Australian Bake-Off.
Tom: “I’ve got beer goggles. I don’t think it makes people more attractive, it just means that I’ll sleep with uglier people.”
MythBusters hasn’t quite nailed the science of beer goggle-ry, feels Tom.
Gogglebox season three premieres 8.30 Thursday on TEN